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No Theme Sunday

2011-01-16T21:17:00.002Z

There's no theme this time around because simply, I'm too lazy this weekend to formulate an idea. Any idea. I'm just moving and reacting from reflex.

Foodage

2010-12-04T18:39:00.002Z

I's hungry.

Mama, weer all crazee now

2010-09-26T20:59:00.002Z

We live in a world well proper grammar is becoming less important. Blame it on technology. Blame it on people being generally lazy. Why not blame it on the boogie? Anyway, even though it gets on my tits, I'm dedicating a few posts to grammatically incorrect 'chunes.

Gotta problem with it? Relax! I'm not playing the rancid "LOL" song.

Walk with the Animals

2010-09-22T01:31:00.003Z

Animals: chances are, you are one!

I guess I'll start off with a few Taj Mahal songs, because WHY NOT?!

Taj Mahal- Fishin' Blues

Engelbert Humperdink- Lesbian Seagull

Okay, so this song isn't about an animal. It's about you, asshole.

Diamond Dogs, written by David Bowie, performed by Beck Hansen. Two different ones, coming up. Huh, get it?

Richie Havens

Simian Disco

2010-08-12T23:34:00.003Z

Whenever I look at a monkey, I see a distant relative, much like myself. I go to a zoo and I see a chimp, sitting around, lazy and masturbating. It's like we're the same! We pretty much are, save for 2% of our genetic code.

Think about that for a second...

I'd probably throw my shit at people if I were locked up in a cage.

Freak out

2010-07-14T06:21:00.003Z

I'm bored, and a little pissed off.

But it's not your fault.

Well, it kinda depends on who reads this.

But most likely, it's not your fault.

It's like David Bowie and Johnny Rotten had a kid!

The thing I like about "writing" a blog like this is that it takes barely any thought at all. I find something I like, and post it. Simple.

There's really no editorializing, if that's the right term, going on. I mean, I don't give a shit if you don't like Randy Newman. I mean, I hope that he won't turn you off. It'd be odd for someone to really like this blog (which, let's face it, no one reads this) but all of the sudden get put off by Mr. Newman singing about midgets. Even though they are fucking worthless.

But hey, have a whistle, my angry imaginary friend.

Funny thing about that clip, is that the guy pouting and dancing like a jack ass isn't the recorded whistler. He's the Milli Vanilli of whistling, which is pretty sad.

Covers

2010-07-01T20:22:00.002Z

I wanna give a hat tip to covermesongs.com. I don't want to look ungrateful.

Record Club: Velvet Underground & Nico "Femme Fatale" from Beck Hansen on Vimeo.

Seu Jorge- Lady Stardust

Black Box Recorder- Rock 'n' Roll Suicide

Changes

2010-06-07T21:46:00.002Z

I've found that men in my family, and most likely men everywhere else, will change. My grandfather suddenly liked cats when he married my step-grandmom. My dad went berry picking and now uses hair gel. I started watching Scrubs because a chick said it was her favorite show. I think we change because we all want something that I don't have to tell anyone what it is.

Ginuwine- Pony (Boson Bubstep Remix)

Also, my computer isn't fucking up. Running smoothly for 8 days...

bubbz

2010-05-25T04:25:00.002Z

My friend Bubbz is featured in this commercial for Puma. Well, Bubbz is the band name, but you know, stage names. His other band mate that I met at SXSW, Ghettozoid, is chill as shit.

I was talking to my dad about Ghettozoid, real name Sophie, and he said," I can't imagine anyone getting a job named Ghettozoid." Old people, right?

Anyway, here is the commercial. Get down, get up.

Mish Mash Mash Mish

2010-04-28T21:20:00.002Z

Roger Miller is fucking brilliant.

A little Brazilian psychedelia

Oh, Rita Lee...

The video is kinda boring... close your eyes, man.

Conundrum

2010-02-19T05:38:00.002Z

I asked this big black dude at the gym what his name was, so I wouldn't have to refer to him as "that big black dude". His name is Marcus. But now I'm afraid that I'm going to have to say,"Marcus, the big black dude" to people who don't know who I'm talking about.

Dutch Weirdness

2010-02-18T06:03:00.000Z

Endlessly Entertaining...

2009-12-17T05:54:00.002Z

... too bad their music is terrible.

Really, there is nothing worse than Screamo. A "Screamo" vocalist is someone who doesn't have any vocal talent. And they all seem to be christian groups...

Turtles Have Short Legs

2009-12-17T05:50:00.000Z

But not for the walking

The most depressing christmas songs ever.

2009-12-17T05:34:00.003Z

From this album:

With songs called:

Lord We Sure Need Some Rainbows In December
Christmas Is Everywhere Except In My Heart
Will We Have Room For Jesus

A very uplifting album, for sure.

Here's another song that makes you want to cry on Jesus' birthday!

Johnny Paycheck- Mommy for Awhile on Christmas Day

No shit.

2009-12-17T05:33:00.001Z

Bom Bom Bom

2009-11-07T06:09:00.002Z

Old people talk about how music today is too sexual and overly immoral. In reality, it's just a bunch of grumpy old turds depressed because their best years are behind them, and that they're closer to death than the youth. Understood, but they forget that a lot of songs that they listened to are about fucking.

Like this one. He's singing about fucking a young virginal girl. Conway had a string of suggestive songs, some lacking subtlety, like "I'd Love to Lay You Down"

There aren't very many popular songs that are more suggestive than that. There's no hit singles titled "I Want To Cum in Your Asshole Tonight" or "Facefuck" so chill out prudes.

There was a song 13years ago by Ginuwine called "Pony" which if you chose to remain ignorant, could have been about baby horses. The best part is that he wants a girl who can ride without falling off, like he's been with some very clumsy women. Maybe he has a weird connection to women with vertigo. Or he dates women without legs, or as I like to call them, Weebles.

Take the 20s and 30s. There were songs about eating jellyrolls (vaginas) and smoking weed ("If You're a Viper", shown below)

Or Cab Calloway, who in "Minnie the Moocher", sings that Minnie, prostitute, was hanging around with a "bloke named Smokey" who was "cokey".

Of course, there's the under current of religious moralist trying to impose their beliefs on everyone else. Here's what I say to them:

2009-11-02T18:08:00.000Z

She can have it, she can grab my "soul" away

2009-10-02T20:02:00.002Z

Kate Bush is/was so hot, it's ridiculous. She's mystifying. The sames been said about me, but in an entirely different way.

In the beginning...

2009-09-26T00:24:00.002Z

... Genesis were a really bad ass band. Then Phil Collins became lead singer and they sucked balls. You know, Phil said about a week ago that he can no longer drum, because of the way he sat fucked up his back. Maybe someone should punch him in the throat so he can't sing.

I really don't like Mr. Collins.

Musik

2009-09-24T19:26:00.001Z

You might know these jokers better as The Who

This thing needs to be wider

2009-09-09T21:00:00.002Z

Such a small space to read in. It sort of make what I type look longer. But it's a trick! Illusions! I'm such a little scamp.

I didn't know a scamp is a fish.

En réalité, I'm just lazy. I think that my header image is too small.

I need to blog more

2009-09-02T20:56:00.002Z

More over, I need to figure out what this blog is. What do people want to read, what can I do that is different. Mostly. I want to do the least amount of work (writing) for the most amount of money (ad clicks).

It's not laziness, it's efficiency!

Oh yeah, fuck republicans.