Old people talk about how music today is too sexual and overly immoral. In reality, it's just a bunch of grumpy old turds depressed because their best years are behind them, and that they're closer to death than the youth. Understood, but they forget that a lot of songs that they listened to are about fucking.
Like this one. He's singing about fucking a young virginal girl. Conway had a string of suggestive songs, some lacking subtlety, like "I'd Love to Lay You Down"
There aren't very many popular songs that are more suggestive than that. There's no hit singles titled "I Want To Cum in Your Asshole Tonight" or "Facefuck" so chill out prudes.
There was a song 13years ago by Ginuwine called "Pony" which if you chose to remain ignorant, could have been about baby horses. The best part is that he wants a girl who can ride without falling off, like he's been with some very clumsy women. Maybe he has a weird connection to women with vertigo. Or he dates women without legs, or as I like to call them, Weebles.
Take the 20s and 30s. There were songs about eating jellyrolls (vaginas) and smoking weed ("If You're a Viper", shown below)
Or Cab Calloway, who in "Minnie the Moocher", sings that Minnie, prostitute, was hanging around with a "bloke named Smokey" who was "cokey".
Of course, there's the under current of religious moralist trying to impose their beliefs on everyone else. Here's what I say to them:
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